god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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