Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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