honey bunches of taint.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
