Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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