So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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