just tell him i said nine months
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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