I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
this hospital has no fireball
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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