Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
sex in a hospital.. check
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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