Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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