remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
