I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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