"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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