Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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