well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
