dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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