you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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