Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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