she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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