Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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