White coat. Heels.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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