I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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