Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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