i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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