Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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