She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
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turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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