Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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