Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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