What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Found your dick twin last night
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Never joke about your clitoris.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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