Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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