Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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