it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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