Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
