My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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