Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
what if I'm pregnant?
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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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