In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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