Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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