If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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