it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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