how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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