another moral hangover. fuck.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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