i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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