So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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