She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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