Porn is love you can see.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
sex in a hospital.. check
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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