"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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