thus making me awesome and them whores
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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