You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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