What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Sober January is a disaster.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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