ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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