She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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