sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Who died my cat blue again?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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