I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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