Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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