today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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