Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I skipped work to stalk him.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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