..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I am naked and annoyed.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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