Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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