So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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