Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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