At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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