why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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