No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm just crazy horny about you
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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