in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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