at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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